Wednesday, January 6, 2010

It's so cold!!!!!!!!

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING



At 65 degrees above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Illinois plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Illinois sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Illinois drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Illinois throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Illinois have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Illinoisans close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Illinois get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Illinois are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Illinois let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Illinoisans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Illinois start saying...
'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
In Illinois The Bears win the Super Bowl.

Have fun today, laugh and enjoy life, don't worry about
the little stuff you can't change. . . . . . .

3 comments:

  1. That's a good one! and a great reminder. Thanks

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  2. I second that it, this was a good one!

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